dear criterion dvd’s: either become cheaper or gtfo and stop taunting us with your goodness
sincerely, everyone
August 2012
- me watching end of GWTW: omg no stop talking Rhett shUT UP YOU DON'T MEAN IT STOP TALKING STOPPP
"The All-Powerful David Lean": The Reboggable Version
“Peter, have you seen this sand?”
“Sure I have David, we’re in a deser-“
“THIS SAND IS INADEQUATE FOR OUR PURPOSES.”
“Well, it came with the place I don’t know what you’re going to-“
“WE SHALL CREATE OUR OWN FUCKING SAND BY CRUSHING ROCKS WITH OUR OWN TWO HANDS.”
“Uh, David, are you using the royal “we” because I’m pretty sure I can’t do-“
“OF COURSE YOU CAN. I CREATED YOU MYSELF. MYSELF, DO YOU HEAR ME?”
“Well, that’s going to come as a shock to my mum and dad-“
“I CREATED THEM TOO.”
“No you didn’t, David.”
“I CREATED EVERYONE.”
“David-“
“YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME?”
“I’m finding it quite difficult to believe-“
“BEHOLD. BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE LEAN.”
(he stares at the ground, it cracks open and out of the creak come hundreds of riders on horseback that wheel around the desert, filling it with noise and movement and color)
“HOLY FUCK DAVID. How did you do that????”
“It’s quite simple, Peter. You see, I’m the all-poweful…DAVID LEAN.”
So an anon asked if I would gift out an audio.
And I thought, “Why the heck not?”
I’ll call this is a “thank-you-guys-for-980-followers-you-are-all-so-incredibly-amazing” gift c;
Here you go: (x)
It’s the 23rd Anniversary of Phantom, with -
- Ramin Karimloo as the Phantom
- Gina Beck as Christine
- Simon Bailey as Raoul
Enjoy! I don’t know the original source, but if this is your audio and you want me to take it down, let me know!! :D
“I’m just a dude playing an android playing Peter O’Toole playing Lawrence of Arabia.”
—Michael Fassbender in Prometheus. (via fiduciarydoody)
